The first thing people usually notice about me is my generous personality, closly followed by my smashing spots. You may find yourself awed by the callibre of my spots and fingernails. I will be sure to bring myself well-oiled to our date, so that you can appreciate my body to its full.

I work as a doctor, helping students. This allows me to exercise my skills: surfing sniffles and cutting hair. Dating me will be a little like dating royalty. I once saw Julie Andrews getting off a bus, and the paparazzi have been after me ever since. We’d better keep your kit on out of doors!